untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

twitter at night
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twitter at night

gingerphoenix:

kanayagoddessofsass:

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

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whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

misjudgments:

i decided on you

gd im stupid

misjudgments:

i decided on you

gd im stupid

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

my dad tbh

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now

confirmance:

I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies 

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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currently freaking out bc a new hot follower waow